originally posted by joodlez

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today was his birthday!
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“We are not having this family dinner in initiative order!” - DM
Ditto Transform Figures released by the Pokemon Center
“You are a kobold in the middle of a gnome town, getting evil eyes from all around. One gnome flips you off.”
“Dude, I’m riding on the back of a 7 feet tall Dragonborn. I flip him off right back, both hands. What he’s gonna do about it?”
“He looks offended, eyes the dragonborn and then swiftly turns around to walk away hastily.”
During a recent one-shot (that, admittedly, was meant to be silly):
DM: I am Bael, servant of the archdevil Mammon! And I have come for your beans, Steve!
Steve: Shit.
Heath: *pulling out a deck of many things* Wait! Before you do that… Do you want to draw a card?
DM: Bael grows quiet, seemingly in contemplation.
DM: I shall draw a card on behalf of my lord Mammon.
Heath: He drew ruin.
DM: And what does that do?
Heath: It destroys all of your wealth, except for magic items.
DM: Are you serious?
Heath: Yes.
DM: Well, congratulations, you just bankrupted the lord of greed.
DM: “You watch as the demon you had slain turns to dust. All that remains is the talisman that laid around his ne-”
Wizard, local loot hoarder: “Yoink.”
DM: *Starts rolling several dice*
Barbarian: “Oh no.”
Warlock: “Oh no.”
DM, laughing because we fell into his trap: “As soon as you touch the necklace, it clings onto you, and almost magnetically pulls itself into your chest. You will become it’s new host in 24 hours.”
Wizard: “wHAT-”