10:21, January 11, 2019 reblogged from joodlez
originally posted by joodlez

joodlez:

this week’s update!!

10:21, January 11, 2019 reblogged from aliceandthenightmare
originally posted by aliceandthenightmare

aliceandthenightmare:

♥Update!♥ HERE WE GOOOO!

♥READ THE UPDATE♥ | ♥NEW READERS♥

♥ As always, reblogs really help new readers discover the comic, thanks! ♥

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10:16, January 11, 2019 reblogged from crapmachine
originally posted by crapmachine

crapmachine:

today was his birthday!

10:15, January 11, 2019 reblogged from theartofanimation
originally posted by theartofanimation

theartofanimation:

Little oil  -   https://www.facebook.com/littleoil.s?_rdr=p  -  http://littleoil.tumblr.com  -  https://vimeo.com/littleoil  -  https://instagram.com/minayuyu

10:15, January 11, 2019 reblogged from aquestionofcharacter
originally posted by thewritingrealm
If you’re reading this…

ezzydean:

thewritingrealm:

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

# my favourite part about this post # is that nowhere does it say to reblog this # but we’re all reblogging it # because if we have to suffer # so do other writers

3:55, January 10, 2019 reblogged from yourplayersaidwhat
originally posted by yourplayersaidwhat

yourplayersaidwhat:

“We are not having this family dinner in initiative order!” - DM

3:55, January 10, 2019 reblogged from pokemon-personalities
originally posted by retrogamingblog

retrogamingblog:

Ditto Transform Figures released by the Pokemon Center

3:55, January 10, 2019 reblogged from yourplayersaidwhat
originally posted by yourplayersaidwhat
Party With Benefits

yourplayersaidwhat:

“You are a kobold in the middle of a gnome town, getting evil eyes from all around. One gnome flips you off.”

“Dude, I’m riding on the back of a 7 feet tall Dragonborn. I flip him off right back, both hands. What he’s gonna do about it?”

“He looks offended, eyes the dragonborn and then swiftly turns around to walk away hastily.”

3:53, January 10, 2019 reblogged from yourplayersaidwhat
originally posted by yourplayersaidwhat

yourplayersaidwhat:

During a recent one-shot (that, admittedly, was meant to be silly):

DM: I am Bael, servant of the archdevil Mammon! And I have come for your beans, Steve!

Steve: Shit.

Heath: *pulling out a deck of many things* Wait! Before you do that… Do you want to draw a card?

DM: Bael grows quiet, seemingly in contemplation.

DM: I shall draw a card on behalf of my lord Mammon.

Heath: He drew ruin.

DM: And what does that do?

Heath: It destroys all of your wealth, except for magic items.

DM: Are you serious?

Heath: Yes.

DM: Well, congratulations, you just bankrupted the lord of greed.

3:52, January 10, 2019 reblogged from yourplayersaidwhat
originally posted by yourplayersaidwhat
Be careful when looting, kids.

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: “You watch as the demon you had slain turns to dust. All that remains is the talisman that laid around his ne-”

Wizard, local loot hoarder: “Yoink.”

DM: *Starts rolling several dice*

Barbarian: “Oh no.”

Warlock: “Oh no.”

DM, laughing because we fell into his trap: “As soon as you touch the necklace, it clings onto you, and almost magnetically pulls itself into your chest. You will become it’s new host in 24 hours.”

Wizard: “wHAT-”

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